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@10 hours ago

teenscoolest:

we live in the era of smart phones and stupid people

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@23 hours ago with 114687 notes

taxicar:

tumblr made me think about a lot of things but mostly social justice and my eyebrows

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@23 hours ago with 106780 notes

carryonmy-assbutt:

fricklesfrackles-letsfrickackles:

domina-domina-omnimalum:

thebabbagepatch:

hereghostyghosty:

jordaamn:

johnstridur:

adriofthedead:

thesunmaid:

parents making sex jokes

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grandparents making sex jokes

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nine-year-olds making sex jokes

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nine-year-olds

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NINE

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NEIN

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Welcome to tumblr where we go from parents making sex jokes to sassy Hitler in 0.6 seconds

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@1 day ago with 591037 notes

In pretty serious about my Sims game.

They go to work the same hours i do.
And sleep the same hours i do.

Kind of beats the fact of being able to do whatever in the game, and enjoy yourself.

Did i just put my sims in life’s rat race?
Oh no. What have i done?

@2 days ago

MY PHONE WAS STOLEN THIS MORNING.

@10 hours ago
Me:I'll sleep early tonight and get a good 8 hours
Me:*watches entire season of tv show*
Me:*reads every book i own*
Me:*goes on quest to find the holy grail*
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chanel-and-louboutins:

toyampossible:

The more I grow in my career.. I’m starting to believe this……

Same here ^

Ditto

chanel-and-louboutins:

toyampossible:

The more I grow in my career.. I’m starting to believe this……

Same here ^

Ditto

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